On a cold September’s night three conspirators overlooked an unmark grave, Jealous, Envy, and Hate all looked at the grave, all admiring their handy work.
Jealousy devised the plan, Envy executed it, and Hate committed the murder. Their victim never knew what hit him. His cold and limp body just lay there. They scooped him up and dumped him in a shallow hole in the ground.
The next evening, Jealous called Envy, who then called Hate on Three way. I think we have a problem he said, telling everyone to meet where they had laid their victim to rest. The three of them all looked in astonishment. There was now a hole where the body was buried.
There was a note laid at the foot of the grave. Jealousy picked up the note, his eyes glanced over the note, he handed over the note to Envy, after he finished reading the note passed it to Hate. Hate read the note, and the dropped it at his feet.
The three all looked like they had just received the worst news in their lives. One by one they slowly began to leave the gravesite.
This is what the note read;
"Sorry but the reports of my demise have greatly exaggerated
Sincerely Love"
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